Rectangle is a tad... off. He has been in 12 car crashes, been struck by lightning 182 times, cracked 4 times, dies 19,223 times, had 3 heart attacks and got stabbed by a leprechaun.


He has bad luck to say the least. A cloud of dark, death and despair follows him around, as described by others. Rectangle wants to win this show to get money to support a group for people who have permanent emotional trauma. He's anti-social, has no skills, stupid, ugly, and is afraid of everything. Seems eligible to win.